Ever notice how fidelity, or the playful lack thereof, can spark some of the funniest—and most human—jokes? Let’s dive into the top quips that show us marriage isn’t always about loyalty—it’s also about laughter.
First up: “Six Feet Under Covers.” A drunken husband stumbles into bed and spots six feet poking out—thinking maybe he’s seeing things, he counts again and again… and declares his wife right. Hilarious miscount meets late-night denial.
Then, there’s “April Fools’ Duel.” The husband and wife confess they’ve cheated—but she’s talking about April 1, and he’s dating June 18. Cheating jokes plus calendar mix-ups? Pure comedy gold.
Don’t miss “Hostage Hostility.” A burglar ties a couple back-to-back, steals valuables, then the husband begs for his wife’s release. His plea? “She won’t call the cops—she’ll be home in 15 minutes.” Brilliant dark humor meets desperate devotion.
Each joke plays on distrust, surprise, and good old marital banter—with enough absurdity to make any couple crack up. Whether it’s miscounting feet, misplacing dates, or blackmailing with love, these quips remind us that sometimes, a sense of humor is the strongest foundation in any relationship.
