Broadcast Media Readers
Yesterday, my son decorated Halloween cookies with our neighbor, and I have to say—it was delightfully dull in the best way. This came right after his lunch, which featured canned …
We Decorated Halloween Cookies and Called It Dull—But It Was the Sweetest Part of Our Week Read More
Living with pets teaches you things you never expect—little facts tucked into daily routines. One of my favorite discoveries came from my cat Tess. I used to think “Tabby” was …
Tabby Isn’t a Breed—And That Tiny Fact Opened Up a Whole New World of Cat Appreciation Read More
Most afternoons, my dog Sadie and I settle into our favorite spot by the front window, indulging in what some might call a dull ritual—but to us, it’s a quiet …
My Dog and I Watch the World From Our Window—And It’s the Most Peaceful Part of My Day Read More
For most of my life, I folded my underwear with precision—panties, bloomers, skivvies, whatever you call them. Each pair tucked neatly into rows, as if they were auditioning for a …
I Folded My Underwear for 68 Years—Then I Stopped, and It Changed Everything Read More
Every Halloween, I face the same delicious dilemma: how to keep myself from devouring all the candy before the big night. This year, I came up with a strategy—pre-sort everything …
I Spent Hours Prepping Halloween Goodie Bags—Just to Keep Myself From Eating the Candy Read More
Last Saturday, I popped into Aldi for a few bits and found myself navigating a sea of pensioners. They were everywhere—blocking aisles, comparing biscuits, chatting by the frozen peas. I …
I Forgot I Was 83 Until I Complained About the Crowd—Here’s What That Taught Me Read More
I walked out of a major warehouse retailer in the U.S. today, clutching a slice of pizza and a full-size soft drink, both purchased for the bafflingly low price of …
How I Got Pizza and a Drink for $3.07 at a Warehouse Retailer—and Why It Feels Like a Secret Win Read More
I spotted a lone flossing pick next to a Tesla Supercharger the other day—charger left in frame for scale, of course. It was oddly poetic, a symbol of modern hygiene …
I Found a Floss Pick in a Sand Trap—and Now I’m Questioning the Etiquette of Public Hygiene Read More
I was out walking today when I stumbled upon a patch of leaves so perfectly arranged it reminded me of France—just the shape, mind you, not the location. It must …
This Leaf Formation Looked Like France—And Led Me Into the Most Unexpected Fall Adventure Read More
In 1963, I was thirteen and full of mischief. One evening, I led a group of mates onto the local railway sidings, curious to see what we might find. We …
How a Box of Train Alarms Turned Into the Loudest Childhood Prank I’ve Ever Pulled Read More