Broadcast Media Readers
Most afternoons, my dog Sadie and I settle into our favorite spot by the front window, indulging in what some might call a dull ritual—but to us, it’s a quiet …
My Dog and I Watch the World From Our Window—And It’s the Most Peaceful Part of My Day Read More
For most of my life, I folded my underwear with precision—panties, bloomers, skivvies, whatever you call them. Each pair tucked neatly into rows, as if they were auditioning for a …
I Folded My Underwear for 68 Years—Then I Stopped, and It Changed Everything Read More
Every Halloween, I face the same delicious dilemma: how to keep myself from devouring all the candy before the big night. This year, I came up with a strategy—pre-sort everything …
I Spent Hours Prepping Halloween Goodie Bags—Just to Keep Myself From Eating the Candy Read More
Last Saturday, I popped into Aldi for a few bits and found myself navigating a sea of pensioners. They were everywhere—blocking aisles, comparing biscuits, chatting by the frozen peas. I …
I Forgot I Was 83 Until I Complained About the Crowd—Here’s What That Taught Me Read More
I walked out of a major warehouse retailer in the U.S. today, clutching a slice of pizza and a full-size soft drink, both purchased for the bafflingly low price of …
How I Got Pizza and a Drink for $3.07 at a Warehouse Retailer—and Why It Feels Like a Secret Win Read More
I spotted a lone flossing pick next to a Tesla Supercharger the other day—charger left in frame for scale, of course. It was oddly poetic, a symbol of modern hygiene …
I Found a Floss Pick in a Sand Trap—and Now I’m Questioning the Etiquette of Public Hygiene Read More
I was out walking today when I stumbled upon a patch of leaves so perfectly arranged it reminded me of France—just the shape, mind you, not the location. It must …
This Leaf Formation Looked Like France—And Led Me Into the Most Unexpected Fall Adventure Read More
In 1963, I was thirteen and full of mischief. One evening, I led a group of mates onto the local railway sidings, curious to see what we might find. We …
How a Box of Train Alarms Turned Into the Loudest Childhood Prank I’ve Ever Pulled Read More
I was a little disheartened when the color trademark post got deleted, so I figured I’d share something close to my heart instead—my 2003 VW Beetle, affectionately named Betty the …
My 2003 VW Beetle Has 244,000 Miles and a Name—Here’s Why I’ll Never Let Her Go Read More
When I first set up this fish tank, it was a humble little setup—just some rocks, a few plants, a piece of driftwood, and a single betta fish gliding through …
I Rebuilt a Fish Tank After 10 Years—Now It’s a Tiny Aquatic Drama I Can’t Stop Watching Read More